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♪ ♪

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NARRATOR:
<i>Yuria,</i>

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<i>once a land
of peace, prosperity,</i>

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<i>and surprisingly good
Mexican food,</i>

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<i>has fallen
under a dark shadow.</i>

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- [shouting]
<i>- Village by village,</i>

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<i>Death Adder's evil
continues to spread.</i>

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- [gasps]
<i>- But there are heroes</i>

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<i>who endeavor to stop him.</i>

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- [shouts]
<i>- Ax Battler,</i>

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<i>Tyris Flare and Chronos Lait</i>

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<i>ride to liberate
the desert village of Da'shin.</i>

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<i>And, my gods, they are sexy.</i>

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<i>Scantily clad,</i>

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<i>with their muscles
and their blue fur.</i>

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<i>Oh, wait,
am I attracted to cats?</i>

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<i>Meanwhile,
their less attractive</i>

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<i>former quest-mate
Gilius Thunderhead</i>

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<i>and his picnic-loving
apprentice Hampton Squib</i>

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<i>- also ride for Da'shin.</i>
- [panting]

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<i>They're just going
a little slower.</i>

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Wait up! Gilius!

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- Gilius!
<i>- Like, way slower.</i>

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<i>Where are they even?
It doesn't snow</i>

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<i>- anywhere near Da'shin.</i>
- [groans]

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<i>I know. My mom's boyfriend
lives there.</i>

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<i>Ah. Freaking finally.</i>

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<i>Gilius and Hampton
can begin the--</i>

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<i>- Wait, where is Hampton?</i>
- [groans]

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<i>- Ah, there he is.</i>
- [panting]

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<i>This kid's gonna be a problem.</i>

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Think we could take, like,
a three-, four-second break?

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♪ ♪

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- Just three or four more now.
- Stay alert, Hampton.

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- Evil lurks nearby.
- [panting]

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- Hey! Good morrow!
- [gasps]

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Welcome to the desert village
of Da'shin!

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Have you come for the parade?

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I love parades.

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We're celebrating the one-week
anniversary of our liberation

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<i>at the hands of Ax,
Tyris and Chronos.</i>

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HAMPTON:
<i>Yay for them!</i>

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A full week?!

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That means they're...

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several days ahead of us!

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You should have seen it.
The bad guys were screaming,

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<i>"Aah!" And Tyris was like,</i>

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<i>- "Battle cry!"</i>
- [yells]

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<i>And then this one evil minion
was like,</i>

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<i>"I'm going to decapitate you."</i>

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<i>But Ax decapitated him,</i>

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and he let me keep the head.

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"Dying was worth it
to meet my best friend Marcus."

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[chuckles] Oh, head.

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Hampton, kill this man.

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[whimpers]

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Stupid Ax and Tyris
and their stupid panther.

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- Get to Da'shin before me...
- You know, when I'm upset,

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it sometimes helps when
a friend tells me to calm down.

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[growls] You don't get it!

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We are losing!

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Death Adder's
the one who's losing.

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- Did you not see the parade?
- [grunts] -[squeaking]

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- [grunts]
- [gasps]

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Our quest is
to defeat Death Adder,

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not watch Ax and Tyris
defeat Death Adder.

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Gilius, sometimes I wonder
whether you care more

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about defeating Death Adder
or some personal beef.

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The beef!

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I care way more about the beef!

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Ax and Tyris are headed
for the Ancient Mound,

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and we've got no hope
of catching them.

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You are slowing us down,
Hampton!

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Maybe I am slow.

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But perhaps
I could point out that,

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while I'm traveling
on these thin, spindly legs,

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you have a majestic
rideable beast.

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Who is... standing
in the campfire.

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Ah, yes.

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Behold his majesty!

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Get out of there,
you beaked ham!

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Death Adder's power is growing.

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Finding you a rideable beast
will take time we don't have.

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I know-- I can ride
Chicken Leg <i>with</i> you!

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Wait, what is Chicken Leg's
saddle made out of?

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I'm allergic to most leathers.
Oh, I can sit on your lap!

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Death Adder can wait.
We'll get you a rideable beast.

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Aw. I was kind of liking
the new plan.

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- [yelling, grunting]
- [skeletons hissing]

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[Ax groans]

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These skeletons
are impossible to kill.

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Step aside, pecs.
I'll handle this.

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[yelling, grunting]

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[roars]

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[grunts] Why...

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won't... you... die?!

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[yelling, grunting]

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Ha-ha!

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You thought
to make me look a fool,

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but now it is you
who are wearing a foolish look

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and cannot take it off.

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Huh.

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I think I said too many words.

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- I need to sit down.
- [yells]

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[grunts]

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[gasps]

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- [skeletons snarling]
- Wait,

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we haven't killed
any of these guys?

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Can we please use
our magic now?

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- Absolutely not.
- What? Why?!

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Oh, you're in for it.

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Now she's going to explain
how magic works.

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But in a way
that hurts your feelings.

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For those of you
who are new at this...

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[grunts]
if we use our magic now,

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we'll be defenseless
until we're able to restock...

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[grunts] which, even as a
first-year squire would know...

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Ooh, tell him, Ty.

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...we can only do
by kicking a small imp

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with a bag full of potions

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who creeps
around the campfire at night.

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You kick an imp to get magic?

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Yes, his name is Janzu.
He wears little blue pajamas.

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That's the way
it's always been in Yuria.

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None of this is going to matter
if we die here.

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The half-cat has made
a full point.

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I'm going for it.

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Earth magic!

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♪ ♪

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- Yes!
- If we die later

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because we're out of magic,
I'm killing you both.

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Fire magic!

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♪ ♪

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I'm not liking
the look of that.

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You're cooking my marrow!

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- [cracking] -Behold
the awesome might of Chronos

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and the raw, unchecked power
of his fog magic!

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Did he say "fog magic"?

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- [hissing]
- Oh, he sure did.

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That's fog, all right.

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Is Chronos's magic just...
wet air?

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[groaning] It smells like
it's been inside him all day.

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So, earth magic,
fire magic and ground cloud?

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I feel bad for Ax and Tyris.

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This new guy's embarrassing.

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They're retreating!
What a rush!

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Another win for the C-man.
I feel like I could fly.

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Flying would be cool.

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Is that a magic
you can also do?

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Along with the f-fog thing?

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Oh, gods, no.

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You got a taste
of maximum Chronos.

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[grunts] Rock kick!

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Fog magic, baby!

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Ooh, my first rideable beast!

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I hope I find what you have
with Chicken Leg.

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A real connection.
A merging of souls.

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Hampton, you don't bond
with rideable beasts.

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They're not magic fairies.
They're wild animals

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- with brains the size
of peanuts. -[buzzing]

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There are two ways
to get a rideable:

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you either kill someone
who has one or you buy one.

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Which one did you do
for Chicken Leg?

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Uh, both. I killed the guy
I bought it from.

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He was a bad guy. I think.

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Rideable beasts!
Get your rideable beasts!

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I got two legs! I got four!

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I got slimers! I got climbers!

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Hello. I'm interested
in purchasing a rideable beast.

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Ah, very nice.

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Uh, how much
you looking to spend?

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Gee, I don't know. Maybe 20--

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No, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't do numbers.

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Show me with your hands.

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I'm not sure I understand.

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Uh, this much?

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Ho-ho! Right this way,
big spender.

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Purple rideable?

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Don't see a lot
of those these days.

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Must cost a fortune to feed.

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Nah, this thing eats
trash and bones.

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Last week, he ate his own shit.

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Sort of a closed circuit
at this point.

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You know, I could make you an
offer, take him off your hands.

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But you'd probably never sell.

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Oof, I don't know.
What were you thinking?

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- This much?
- Ho-ho-ho-ho!

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Well, we're definitely talking.

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- Full disclosure: this one
is scared of water. -[squawk]

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- This one's wings are broken.
- [screech]

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This one has a disease it gave
to most of the other ones.

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And this one...

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- huh, died.
- [screech]

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Oh, nope! [chuckles] Dying.

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They all seem so sad.

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That's because of the cages.
They are not big enough.

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How can you treat these
noble creatures like this?

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- Takes a lot of hard work, but
we make it happen. -[snorting]

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[soft screeching]

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Aw, he's so cute.

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DEALER:
Uh, <i>she</i> is food.

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We feed these lovely ladies
to the others.

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[snarling]

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Now what do you say?

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Want to make
one of these little guys

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slightly happier
than they are now?

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I don't recommend this one.

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You look at me in this cage,
behind these bars,

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but I ask of you,
am I not a man?

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Do not answer him.

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Trust me--
there is no right answer.

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How 'bout this much?

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Okay, y-you're seeing
my armpits here, pal.

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- [yells]
- Ride like the wind, Sluggy!

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Gilius, run!
No time to explain!

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I freed all the beasts!

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I guess that's
all you need to know!

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What the hell?!

219
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Hyah!

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Curse you!

221
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Curse you this much!

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[growling]

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You freed all the beasts?!

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Yeah! Even the one
that might be a person

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and might be a horse!

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Should I flee
to the forest and roam free

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or stay here and get a job?

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I'm caught between two worlds!

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[gurgling]

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Ugh, does that thing
have to be right here?

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She's cold.
And I think she might be sick.

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- [retches]
- [yelling] He got it on me!

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He got it on me!

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Oh, there's chunks.

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There's chunks in my beard!

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I'm sure Daisy will feel better
in the morning.

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GILIUS:
Daisy? You named this monster?

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I sort of feel like
the name chose her.

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Hampton, you're on this quest

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because, for some reason,
the Emerald Blade chose you.

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But you have a lot to learn.

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No more going rogue,
and no more bleeding hearts.

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- Got it?
- Yes. Absolutely.

244
00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,060
I will do my best, Gilius.

245
00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:02,629
Good. Now that thing needs
to sleep over by Chicken Leg.

246
00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,544
What if Chicken Leg eats her?

247
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:07,198
Well, then I'll lie to you and
tell you she went to a farm.

248
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,461
You'll go along with it,
but, deep down,

249
00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:10,637
you won't believe it.

250
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,900
[gasps] Chicken Leg.

251
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,598
Somebody took him.

252
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:18,035
[gasps]
Who would take Chicken Leg?

253
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,429
First guess: Death Adder.
Worst guy I can think of.

254
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,735
This is your fault!

255
00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,258
Those beast dealers
came looking for revenge

256
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,607
and stole Chicken Leg.

257
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,522
And I could've sold him
for this much.

258
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,220
- How much is that?
- I don't know!

259
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,223
I was too embarrassed to admit
I didn't understand the system!

260
00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:33,529
- [sniffing]
- [gasps] Look!

261
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,923
Gilius, Daisy's
caught the scent!

262
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,188
- [grunting]
- [yells, grunting]

263
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,625
Let's go, Daisy! [groans]

264
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,845
- Try to keep up, old man!
- [groans softly]

265
00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,283
[giggling]

266
00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,459
[taunting chuckling]

267
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,983
- [giggling]
- Mm. Hmm?

268
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,637
[giggles]

269
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,248
Ooh, I hope no one
catches me by the fire.

270
00:09:57,422 --> 00:10:00,643
I have so many magic potions
in my wittle bag.

271
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,210
- [grunting]
- Janzu, you must depart

272
00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,167
before Chronos hears you.

273
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,561
Oh, no! You woke up!

274
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:08,390
Please don't kick me
and make me drop

275
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:11,001
all my wet, wet potions.

276
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:13,438
- Janzu, you little harlot.
- [gasps]

277
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,136
- We don't want your magic.
- Mmm.

278
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:16,659
Playing hard to get?

279
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:19,227
[yawns] Hey!
This must be the magic man!

280
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,532
Why didn't you wake me up?

281
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:23,840
Uh-oh. Is kitty mad at Janzu?

282
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,581
- [grunts] Mmm!
- [clinking]

283
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,670
Ooh!

284
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,585
Ax, I cannot smell
that fog again.

285
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,152
Quick, let's kill Chronos.

286
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,807
Or we could stop him
from picking up the magic?

287
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,460
Fine.

288
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,638
Actually, Tyris and I were
talking and we were thinking

289
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,466
maybe we do the next fight
without magic.

290
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,468
Why is Tyris
filling up her satchel?

291
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:44,774
- [grunting]
- Ooh! Oh!

292
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,820
Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

293
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,256
Mmm!

294
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,475
- [laughs] -Oh, I see
what's going on here.

295
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,390
You guys are jealous
of my fog magic.

296
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,827
We're not jealous.

297
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,263
It's just that your magic
is stupid

298
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,394
and harms our reputation.

299
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:57,700
Tyris, be gentle.

300
00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,049
We all have
our irritating habits.

301
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,094
Not me.

302
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,443
Oh, come on.

303
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,445
Your battle grunts? Every time

304
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,274
you swing your sword,
it's like... [loud grunting]

305
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,929
[grunts]
You think that's irritating?

306
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,844
Every time you stab
a skeleton in the chest,

307
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,628
you shout,
"Ribbed for my pleasure!"

308
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,630
That doesn't mean anything.

309
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,501
- They have ribs.
- And you know what else?

310
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,766
Your name is Ax Battler,
but you fight with a sword.

311
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,419
It's a superior weapon!

312
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,594
Then you should call yourself
Sword Battler!

313
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,074
That's an inferior name!

314
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,859
I feel like we're off-track.

315
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,122
Where are we landing
on the fog magic of it all?

316
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,474
[high-pitched]
"Excuse me.

317
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,606
Do you happen
to carry rideable necks?"

318
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,783
This is one crazy head.

319
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,698
Marcus, please. It's bad enough

320
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,396
you kept that thing,
but this is so disrespectful.

321
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,137
- "Nuh-uh."
- Enough.

322
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,921
- Give me the head. [grunts]
- [yelps]

323
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,662
"Take me out to dinner first."

324
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,490
[grunts, groans]

325
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,275
[gasps]

326
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,060
- "Whoa!"
- [grunts]

327
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,585
"Talk about putting
our heads together."

328
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,455
[groans]

329
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,675
Marcus! Are you okay?

330
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:01,677
Why are you doing this?

331
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,461
I know you stole Chicken Leg,

332
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,246
and I'm here to get him back.

333
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:06,856
What? I... What?

334
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,989
I would never steal
a man's rideable.

335
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,426
I have too much respect
for the sacred bond

336
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,601
between rider and beast.

337
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,952
Then what is in here?!

338
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,433
They caught me.

339
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,132
♪ ♪

340
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,743
Hmm.

341
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,746
Hmm.

342
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,358
Easy, easy, noble creature.

343
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,839
I see you,
and I know you see me.

344
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,319
Let us merge souls.

345
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,538
HAMPTON:
Chicken Leg!

346
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,669
- [gasps]
- What are you doing?!

347
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,323
Scram! Quit beast-blocking.

348
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,585
We're bonding here.

349
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,413
No, he belongs to my friend.

350
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,328
Whoa! I didn't know
he was taken.

351
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,634
You were standing
in the beam of light.

352
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,505
You know what you were doing.

353
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,159
[grunts]

354
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,423
Chicken Leg!
Gilius is gonna be so happy.

355
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,077
Let's go!

356
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,950
Come on, Chicken Leg.
We got to find Gilius.

357
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,082
Wait.

358
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,737
Do you not want to go?

359
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,783
Did you run away?

360
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,874
But why would you run away
from Gilius?

361
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:11,181
Is it because he's gruff
and impatient

362
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,531
and never once complimented
your fur collar

363
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,403
even though he knows
it keeps you warm

364
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,883
and gives you confidence?

365
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,407
- That's it, isn't it?
- [Daisy gurgling]

366
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,018
Oh. Hey, Chicken Leg,
you remember Daisy.

367
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,411
[whimpers]

368
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,108
Chicken Leg, no!

369
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:28,590
So, I've got this idea
for a business.

370
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,245
Tunics. But for guys like me.

371
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,986
Are there other guys like you?

372
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,902
- I sure hope so.
- I don't.

373
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,339
HAMPTON: Chicken Leg,
don't eat your sister!

374
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,296
Chicken Leg!

375
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,081
- Hyah!
- Ow!

376
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,387
Don't spur me.
We speak the same language.

377
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:47,000
- Just say "go" and I'll go.
- My gods, forget it.

378
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,263
- HAMPTON: No! Chicken Leg,
stop! -[screeching]

379
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,525
[grunting]

380
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,222
No, no. She's not food,
Chicken Leg.

381
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,745
She's your sister. Uh-uh.

382
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,138
Aw! Chicken Leg!

383
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,487
Gilius!

384
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,316
I mean, good morrow, Gilius.

385
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,841
What the hell is wrong
with that thing?

386
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,625
[gurgling]

387
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,801
I don't know. But I do know
what's wrong with Chicken Leg.

388
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,585
You. That's right.

389
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,544
Chicken Leg ran away.

390
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:12,025
[screeching]

391
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:15,028
Daisy, please.
I'm trying to talk to Gilius.

392
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,681
Chicken Leg is sick
of the way you treat him,

393
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,944
and, you know what, so am I.

394
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,772
Uh, can we have
this conversation later?

395
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,862
Oh, am I slowing you down
too much?

396
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,907
Well, maybe it's time
that you slow down

397
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,170
and appreciate
what people do for you.

398
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,390
♪ ♪

399
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,090
[roars]

400
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,787
Oh, gods!

401
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:36,963
Hey, Gilius?

402
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,921
Chicken Leg and I
are ready to talk

403
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,880
about what's happening
with Daisy.

404
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,061
Gilius, when we parted,
there were things left unsaid.

405
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,714
- [roars]
- [yelling]

406
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,629
I wonder what he was gonna say.

407
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,980
- [roars]
- [grunts] -[yelps]

408
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,851
- [snarls]
- [grunts]

409
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,114
- [grunts]
- This must be why they feed

410
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,377
these things to the beasts
while they're still slugs.

411
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,903
Excellent observation at an
extremely inappropriate time!

412
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,687
- Thank you.
- [grunts]

413
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,080
[snarls]

414
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,865
- [grunting]
- Gilius, what should we do?

415
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,171
[grunts]
Just keep dive rolling!

416
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,172
[snarls]

417
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,825
[yelps]

418
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,437
- [yelping, grunting]
- [snarling]

419
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,308
[whimpers, shrieks]

420
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,701
[grunting]

421
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,051
Unleash hell, Chicken L--
[yells]

422
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:22,965
[groans]

423
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,098
I told you he was mad at you.

424
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:28,188
My gods, can everyone put their
feelings aside for one second?

425
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,319
[snarls]

426
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,538
Oh, gods!

427
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,627
Chicken Leg!

428
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,759
Gilius, you have to let go!

429
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,326
I can't! He's my best--

430
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,545
[gulps]

431
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,286
Your best what, Gilius?

432
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,983
Your best what?!

433
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,464
[yelling]

434
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,292
- Swallowed by a monster.
- [Hampton yells in distance]

435
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,511
[muffled]
Oh, gods! I'm so scared.

436
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:51,428
I'm being even more cowardly
than I sound right now.

437
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,649
This is where we die.

438
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,346
You don't even spell
your name right.

439
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,087
- A-X? It makes no sense.
- Ha.

440
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,567
Yes, it does.

441
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,395
"Axe" with an "E,"
except if it's me.

442
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,700
That's insane.

443
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,311
- Then why does it rhyme?
- Enough!

444
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,313
Yeah, you grunt way too loud
when you battle.

445
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,706
And you should
totally use an axe.

446
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,360
It would make <i>way</i> more sense.

447
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,840
But you have to keep it down.

448
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,146
These ruins
could be crawling with--

449
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,799
Skeletons!

450
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:17,367
[skeletons hissing]

451
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,890
Ha-ha-ha.

452
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,370
Aah--

453
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:21,719
I mean...

454
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,460
Yah.

455
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:24,940
[grunts softly]

456
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,725
[yelling]

457
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:31,294
Foul fiends, prepare to fall
under the blade of my...

458
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,993
...name-appropriate weapon!

459
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,385
Whoa! Oh!

460
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,170
[groans]

461
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,607
Oh, it's so top-heavy.

462
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,217
- I should've used a sword!
- [skeleton yelling]

463
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,958
- Should've used a sword!
- [grunts softly] Ha.

464
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,047
- Yah. Yah.
- Enough!

465
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,919
Y'all need a fog break.

466
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,487
♪ ♪

467
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,489
[panting]

468
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,625
I was just figuring out how
to use this terrible weapon.

469
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,062
Dispel your fog
so that I may vanquish my enemy

470
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,195
in a quiet and ladylike manner.

471
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,502
Ugh. Smells like
the sweaty crease on a centaur

472
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,461
where the horse
becomes the guy.

473
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,028
We're never gonna win
with this tension between us.

474
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,551
I'm not gonna clear the fog

475
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:13,423
- until you two clear the air.
- [groans]

476
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,382
Now everybody say something
nice about each other.

477
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,210
No wrong answers in the fog.

478
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,994
Just wrong odors.

479
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,692
Fine. I'll go first because
I'm the leader and the bravest.

480
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,433
- CHRONOS: Horrible start.
- [sighs]

481
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,957
Tyris, I know I said
I didn't like your grunts,

482
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,830
but they can be inspiring.

483
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,833
And sometimes when you're
not around, I grunt, too.

484
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,096
Wow. Brave. Thank you, Ax.

485
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,229
- Tyris?
- Okay, fine.

486
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,622
Even though it doesn't make
any sense that you use a sword,

487
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,929
you are very good
at wielding it. And...

488
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,713
you're a fast swimmer.

489
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,715
Now anyone want
to say something nice

490
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,848
about a certain
panther-person's fog?

491
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,372
Uh, the smell grows on you?

492
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,026
Thank you.

493
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,767
Now let's murder
some skeletons.

494
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,204
♪

495
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,339
[groans]

496
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,343
Okay.

497
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,997
Oh. Yeah. Fog magic
is poisonous to skeletons.

498
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,175
Did I not say that?
No wonder you guys hated it.

499
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,353
It's a bad design.

500
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:15,529
[skeleton groans]

501
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:16,878
[screaming]

502
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,358
Oh, gods!

503
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,142
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna die!

504
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,666
[shrieks, groans]

505
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,059
I'm not gonna die.

506
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,016
[hissing]

507
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,890
Behold the Emerald Blade!

508
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,848
- Why isn't it working?!
- [snarls]

509
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,373
- [yells, groans]
- [roaring]

510
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,026
[screams] I'm gonna die!

511
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,377
[muffled screaming]

512
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,292
Of all the morons in the world,

513
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,817
why did the Emerald Blade
choose Hampton?

514
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,125
What? You think
it's my fault we're in here?

515
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,691
You're the one who ran away.

516
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,302
Oh, gods.

517
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,217
This is it. Fine.
Maybe you ran off

518
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,827
because I was
a little insulting.

519
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,264
But in my defense,
I thought you didn't understand

520
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,180
because of your tiny
little peabrain.

521
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,531
It was a jo--
Oh, you're so sensitive. Look!

522
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,143
I followed you into this
monster's stomach, didn't I?

523
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,405
Doesn't that count
for something?

524
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,582
Really?
You need me to say it now?

525
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,149
Fine. Fine.

526
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,889
I-I appreciate you,
Chicken Leg.

527
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,674
I know I'm impatient and gruff,

528
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,067
but you're a damn good rideable
and my best friend.

529
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,983
S-Sort-sort of. By default.

530
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,421
And Hampton has potential.

531
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,814
There. I've said
what I really feel.

532
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,904
If you can talk, which I've
always suspected you can,

533
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,906
now would be the time.

534
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,258
[squawks]

535
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,348
That was
extremely unsatisfying.

536
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,568
♪ ♪

537
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,315
[screaming]

538
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,149
- [groans]
- Gilius!

539
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,324
You're alive!

540
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,587
Unbelievable. Hampton,

541
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,199
you must've annoyed
this monster so badly

542
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,810
that it chose
to take its own life.

543
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,986
Ha. Quick-witted as ever.

544
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,206
Oh. A real theory.

545
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,773
Oh, no, I had help.

546
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,514
[slurping, snarling]

547
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,041
Are these
the rideable beasts you freed?

548
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,869
Indeed. They were amazing.

549
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:22,003
You said my dawdling
would get us into trouble,

550
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:25,224
but I helped those animals,
and they came back to help us.

551
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,356
Or maybe they were just hungry.

552
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,273
Either way,
we've wasted enough time.

553
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,623
Death Adder's out there,
and, even more importantly,

554
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:37,410
Ax and Tyris are closer
to him than we are.

555
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,239
Great. Let me just choose
one of these beasts,

556
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,457
and we'll be off.

557
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,634
They seem busy.

558
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,201
Hop on.

559
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,507
[gasps]

560
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,553
[chuckles] This is fun!

561
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,860
Faster, faster, faster,
faster, faster!

562
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,427
We need to get you a ride.

563
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:55,819
Oh, hey, Gilius.

564
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,691
Ugh, not him. Never him.

565
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,347
I want what they have.

566
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,480
A real connection.
A merging of souls.

567
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:29,592
MAN:
<i>Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.</i>

568
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:31,681
Chirp.

569
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,686
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